The government collects them all, puts the panties on and then release them again
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| — | Voxsound, on where wild machokes’ panties come from. |
Boy, do I love HP Up! Mmm, yum! I keep drinking my Pokemon’s! I can’t help it!
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Hiker Michael, Johto Route 45 …what. There is so much wrong with that line. Like the fact that HP Up is really fucking expensive and who the hell knows what it would do to a human. Besides, you only have members of the Geodude line and if you’re giving them anything it should be Zinc. |
I, Teacher Ben Kiyoshi, know all the different smells of all the panties of all the girls in this school!
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| — | JAPAN! GO TO YOUR ROOM! |
Five, it may be none of my business, but do you have interests other than Pokemon and genitalia?
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| — | No. |
The locked doors only open with a special key. Now if I was a comedy relief sort of bad guy, I’d tell you…But I really don’t know!
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| — | THIS IS MY FAVORITE GALACTIC GRUNT! |
I scrape my legs a lot cause I wear shorts. But it’s ok! My Pokemon lick the scraped parts!
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Youngster Wes, who has nothing but bug types, many of them venomous. Sometimes Pokemon NPCs have the weirdest dialog. |
Give your hearts to America, Joes, ‘cause your butts belong to me!
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| — | Sgt. Slaughter in Arise, Serpentor, Arise! |
So, I’ve been looking at my D&D miniatures collection, and sitting proudly atop the shelf is my collection of the D&D Icons chromatic dragons. All four of them. Four, because Wizards didn’t bother making a freakin’ green dragon to go along with the other big fellas. It looks wrong. My collection feels incomplete.
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Leprenomichaun on RPG.net sums up my sorrow perfectly. WIZARDS, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I SHELLED OUT FOR THOSE FOUR GIANT DRAGON FIGS? AND YOU WON’T EVEN LET ME COMPLETE THE COLLECTION?! I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER GAZING UPON THE FOUR LONELY DRAGONS IN MY DISPLAY CASE. They will spend eternity incomplete and unfulfilled. Just as I will. All because of you, Wizards. |
lud > being like an 8 on the kinsey scale doesn’t give you an excuse to have a shit taste in movies
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| — | Discussing my wife, Cagey’s, taste in movies. He enjoys fine works such as Trains Planes and Automobiles, Trapped in Paradise, and Mean Girls. |
sun > idk when did my life took a 180º turn and i started regarding mantis cock as something commonplace
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| — | SUN HAS LEARNED SHE CAN NEVER ESCAPE IT. |
AHAHAHAHA
Y
ARE YOU
SO CUTE
YOU ARE LIKE A MUFFIN FILLED WITH RAPE
Y
ARE YOU
SO CUTE
YOU ARE LIKE A MUFFIN FILLED WITH RAPE
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| — | UH THANKS SUN? THAT’S THE NICEST THING ANYONE’S EVER TOLD ME MAYBE. |
