|—||Voxsound, on where wild machokes’ panties come from.|
Hiker Michael, Johto Route 45
There is so much wrong with that line. Like the fact that HP Up is really fucking expensive and who the hell knows what it would do to a human. Besides, you only have members of the Geodude line and if you’re giving them anything it should be Zinc.
|—||JAPAN! GO TO YOUR ROOM!|
|—||THIS IS MY FAVORITE GALACTIC GRUNT!|
Youngster Wes, who has nothing but bug types, many of them venomous.
Sometimes Pokemon NPCs have the weirdest dialog.
|—||Sgt. Slaughter in Arise, Serpentor, Arise!|
Leprenomichaun on RPG.net sums up my sorrow perfectly.
WIZARDS, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I SHELLED OUT FOR THOSE FOUR GIANT DRAGON FIGS? AND YOU WON’T EVEN LET ME COMPLETE THE COLLECTION?! I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER GAZING UPON THE FOUR LONELY DRAGONS IN MY DISPLAY CASE. They will spend eternity incomplete and unfulfilled. Just as I will. All because of you, Wizards.
|—||SUN HAS LEARNED SHE CAN NEVER ESCAPE IT.|
YOU ARE LIKE A MUFFIN FILLED WITH RAPE
|—||UH THANKS SUN? THAT’S THE NICEST THING ANYONE’S EVER TOLD ME MAYBE.|