Super Fun House of Sexual Depravity
I’d promise this is the last one but I don’t like to make promises I’m not sure i can keep

I’d promise this is the last one but I don’t like to make promises I’m not sure i can keep

You can’t kick me out of the Disney fandom I’m not even in it!

You can’t kick me out of the Disney fandom I’m not even in it!

Helping Hand
I’m genuinely surprised I couldn’t find any pictures of Kira with one of his girlfriends. So I took it upon myself to make one. 
Every possible title for this was a terrible pun that hurt my soul.

Helping Hand

I’m genuinely surprised I couldn’t find any pictures of Kira with one of his girlfriends. So I took it upon myself to make one. 

Every possible title for this was a terrible pun that hurt my soul.

He’s so very pretty when he’s being tortured :D

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Ok I assume you want more than that. Uhh…he’s pretty awesome in general and fucking fantastic in the hillarible MGS1 novelization (I haven’t read the MGS2 one). I like that he’s kind of socially awkward and probably would be a dog hoarder if left to his own devices for too long. And that he’s kind of a broken shellshocked vet in MGS1. I haven’t played any of old Metal Gear games so I can’t give any opinion on him in those. He not my very favorite Snake (that being Liquid), but I love all of them lots. 

All in all, I would say I am Pro-Solid Snake. 

Sidenote, I fucking hate drawing Ocelot’s torture machine even though I’ve drawn it too many times. 

See? This is why you don’t sass Ghetsis
Date: 04-01-13, Medium: Photoshop, Time: 4 Hours
Some Christmas guro I owed Gabe but was too injured to draw. I’m glad he was generous and waited for me to finish instead of breaking my kneecaps.
I need to learn better techniques for bullshitting backgrounds. 

See? This is why you don’t sass Ghetsis

Date: 04-01-13, Medium: Photoshop, Time: 4 Hours

Some Christmas guro I owed Gabe but was too injured to draw. I’m glad he was generous and waited for me to finish instead of breaking my kneecaps.

I need to learn better techniques for bullshitting backgrounds. 

Oh yes, I drew Ragdoll porn. Oh no, it’s not pretty.

Gross Porn

Date: 10-22-12,Medium: Photoshop and wrist pain, Time: 6 hours

This is one part of a bigger project, but I wanted to throw it up here early ‘cause it came out nice and I need to balance out the massive flood of pokemon with horrific porn. 

The drawing is behind a cut ‘cause Ragdoll cut off his junk at some point. 

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This is in terrible, terrible taste and I’m very sorry. I just find this scene really hilarious ‘cause Fox got smeared across the floor like a bug. 
Poor Fox, I only do this because I love you and you bleed so pretty. 

This is in terrible, terrible taste and I’m very sorry. I just find this scene really hilarious ‘cause Fox got smeared across the floor like a bug. 

Poor Fox, I only do this because I love you and you bleed so pretty. 

Wow, this got fucking dark
Date: 08-09-12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: 3 Hours
This commission has a rougher style at the commissioner’s request. 
I’ve never played any of the pokemon sidegames, but I hear Colosseum is brutally hard. The player character, Wes, has an unexplained white line across his face. Here’s one idea for its origin. That’s supposed to be his former boss, Gonzap, doing the branding btw. 

Wow, this got fucking dark

Date: 08-09-12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: 3 Hours

This commission has a rougher style at the commissioner’s request. 

I’ve never played any of the pokemon sidegames, but I hear Colosseum is brutally hard. The player character, Wes, has an unexplained white line across his face. Here’s one idea for its origin. That’s supposed to be his former boss, Gonzap, doing the branding btw. 

On second thought, that wasn’t such a good idea. Looks like ya’ll are safe until my tentacles grow back. 

On second thought, that wasn’t such a good idea. Looks like ya’ll are safe until my tentacles grow back. 

#20. Vore
Vore doesn’t do anything for me, but I can appreciate the element of horror it can add. I think soft vore is silly, though, especially with the stretchy stomach element. When it comes to vore, I say go big or go home. Hard vore all the way!
Send me more fetish list requests. School’s starting up soon, and I got a few more days of the game meme left, but I miss doin’ these. 
Now with an epilogue. 

#20. Vore

Vore doesn’t do anything for me, but I can appreciate the element of horror it can add. I think soft vore is silly, though, especially with the stretchy stomach element. When it comes to vore, I say go big or go home. Hard vore all the way!

Send me more fetish list requests. School’s starting up soon, and I got a few more days of the game meme left, but I miss doin’ these. 

Now with an epilogue

#40. Tech
I have a weird robo fetish that I can’t explain at all. 
This scene gives me the weirdest boner. I’m the worst person.
Guys, I’ve only got one fetish list thing left. Send me more you want me to draw!

#40. Tech

I have a weird robo fetish that I can’t explain at all. 

This scene gives me the weirdest boner. I’m the worst person.

Guys, I’ve only got one fetish list thing left. Send me more you want me to draw!

I Want to Dye my Dress Red
Or “In Which 5 Publicly Admits to Reading Tokyo Akazukin”
Date: 05-14-12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: Too Fucking Long
This could probably use some more tweaking and more background detail, but I’m really sick of working on it. Tokyo Akazukin is probably not worth fancy fanart, and it’s too obscure for many people to care, but I felt strangely compelled to illustrate this scene.
I’ve been a fan of Benkyo Tamaoki’s art since that fateful day I walked into a bookstore at the tender age of 12 and pulled a copy of Blood the Last Vampire off the manga shelf. After overcoming my shock at finding (censored) porn in a chain bookstore, I stealthily flipped through the book, taking in the lovely artwork, fearful that someone would catch me looking at it. 
WARNING: If this picture makes you decide to check this series out, be sure to read up on it at TVT or Wikipedia first so that you know what you’re getting into.
Vivian is the most adorable genetically engineered four-armed assassin ever. 

I Want to Dye my Dress Red

Or “In Which 5 Publicly Admits to Reading Tokyo Akazukin”

Date: 05-14-12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: Too Fucking Long

This could probably use some more tweaking and more background detail, but I’m really sick of working on it. Tokyo Akazukin is probably not worth fancy fanart, and it’s too obscure for many people to care, but I felt strangely compelled to illustrate this scene.

I’ve been a fan of Benkyo Tamaoki’s art since that fateful day I walked into a bookstore at the tender age of 12 and pulled a copy of Blood the Last Vampire off the manga shelf. After overcoming my shock at finding (censored) porn in a chain bookstore, I stealthily flipped through the book, taking in the lovely artwork, fearful that someone would catch me looking at it. 

WARNING: If this picture makes you decide to check this series out, be sure to read up on it at TVT or Wikipedia first so that you know what you’re getting into.

Vivian is the most adorable genetically engineered four-armed assassin ever. 

Deadpool-Chan’s Daily Life
Date: 04/26/12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: Too Fucking Long
Someone stop me.
If you aren’t familiar with the reference, I am morally obligated to tell you not to look it up. Even though I know telling someone not to look at something is the best way to get them to look at it.
I BET YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TO THE POKEMON SPAM NOW

Deadpool-Chan’s Daily Life

Date: 04/26/12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: Too Fucking Long

Someone stop me.

If you aren’t familiar with the reference, I am morally obligated to tell you not to look it up. Even though I know telling someone not to look at something is the best way to get them to look at it.

I BET YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TO THE POKEMON SPAM NOW

Pinioned
Date: 02-02-12, Medium: Painter, Time: 2 Hours
My Beelzemon D-Arts figurine just came in the mail today. This is how I celebrate. I have no idea what happened to him, but I blame the Bruised Beaten Boys tumblr for inspiring me.
I tried to be bolder with shadows and lighting this time. The wing stumps were really tricky, I’ve never drawn amputation before (that I can remember). Drawing bruises on blueish skin was kind of weird.
TL;DR Plastic Crack Rambling:
The D-Arts Beelzemon fig is pretty sweet. I’ve never gotten a D-Arts fig before (oh how I pine for the BlackWarGreymon that I’ll never get my hands on), but they seem to be pretty good quality. I paid about $10 more for mine by buying it through Amazon instead of a shady Hong Kong seller.
It stands about 6.5 inches tall, and the box was more compact than I expected (also very engrishy). There’s a ton of articulation, and a second head and two extra sets of hands. The parts you can swap out are really hard to pop on, but at least they’re secure. The guns don’t stay in Beelzemon’s hands very well, but the holster keeps one inside very securely. The tail only has a single joint in the middle, but is built in a way that allows a lot more posing options than you’d expect. I’m pretty happy with it and would recommend it for any Beelzemon fans who need drawing reference and have 40-50 bucks to throw away.
EDIT: FFFFF I FORGOT HIS TEENY EXTRA PAIR OF WINGS. Digimon, why are your character designs so complicated.

Pinioned

Date: 02-02-12, Medium: Painter, Time: 2 Hours

My Beelzemon D-Arts figurine just came in the mail today. This is how I celebrate. I have no idea what happened to him, but I blame the Bruised Beaten Boys tumblr for inspiring me.

I tried to be bolder with shadows and lighting this time. The wing stumps were really tricky, I’ve never drawn amputation before (that I can remember). Drawing bruises on blueish skin was kind of weird.

TL;DR Plastic Crack Rambling:

The D-Arts Beelzemon fig is pretty sweet. I’ve never gotten a D-Arts fig before (oh how I pine for the BlackWarGreymon that I’ll never get my hands on), but they seem to be pretty good quality. I paid about $10 more for mine by buying it through Amazon instead of a shady Hong Kong seller.

It stands about 6.5 inches tall, and the box was more compact than I expected (also very engrishy). There’s a ton of articulation, and a second head and two extra sets of hands. The parts you can swap out are really hard to pop on, but at least they’re secure. The guns don’t stay in Beelzemon’s hands very well, but the holster keeps one inside very securely. The tail only has a single joint in the middle, but is built in a way that allows a lot more posing options than you’d expect. I’m pretty happy with it and would recommend it for any Beelzemon fans who need drawing reference and have 40-50 bucks to throw away.

EDIT: FFFFF I FORGOT HIS TEENY EXTRA PAIR OF WINGS. Digimon, why are your character designs so complicated.