Talonflame: The name makes me laugh every time I see it. It sounds like something a 11 year old would come up with. That aside, having the (presumably) early game bird become a fire type is way cool
Vivillon: The new butterfree, not much else (but its pupa stage is pretty cute). If it has compoundeyes + sleep powder it’ll be pretty handy early on. I do like the rectangular markings.
Clauncher: IT’S A PISTOL SHRIMP! FUCK YEAH! It also looks like it would be a snarky wiseass, which I can get behind.
Skrelp: I love how world-weary and depressed it looks. Makes me want one on those traits alone. Also its German name comes from the the world for gross.
Noivern: BAT-DRAGON YEAAAAAH! I need it. It also has very nice thighs and booty. But it’s really fucking heavy for something that’s supposed to fly (I’m not sure how the one I drew is hanging off a skinny tree branch without breaking it)
It’s really hard to find information on caterpillar junk
A terrible doodle to try to get my hand back in shape.
Now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever drawn a (non-moemon) caterpie.
this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil
We kill the Zubatman.
I had to draw it. There’s something awfully fetching about this pokemon and I can’t put my finger on exactly what.
I’ll probably draw more later.
Yes, it’s those three thugs who dressed up as the Powerpuff girls in Powerpuff Bluff. Commissioned by Zollith on FA, who seems like a pretty nice dude. I’ve never tried to mimic the PPG style before and it was kinda intimidating, but such a great concept. The excessive body hair was so fun to add.
Awwww thank you, kind anons ;u; You’ve inspired me to create more Randall porn. And singledick this time, for that Anon who preferred it.
Ambivalent as I may be about Monster University, I think “Randy” is fucking hilarious. That’s a pornstar name if I’ve ever heard one, and there’s no way you can convince me that Randall didn’t do porn in his college days when money was tight. He really should know better than to use his real name, though.
I’m so sorry about that title. I’m ashamed of myself but I had to do it. Rainbow Randy was Kavukamari’s idea and it is beautiful.
Crappy quick doodle of Randall jerkin it.
Holy shit is he hard to draw. Too many fucking legs and those little lizard toes. Super not happy with this but I needed to draw it and now I’ve got it out of my system.
I’m glad that Monsters University will bring a fresh crop of Randall porn. Even if it’s all going to be bizarrely-highschooler-looking-for-a-college-student!Randall.
“I’ll just send you the cleaning bill”
Yesterday Gabe hatched a shiny charmander. He gave it to me in exchange for this drawing. While drawing someone crying in a puddle of their own urine, I couldn’t help but be reminded of the last time Gabe visited me.
I need more practice drawing puddles of pee, I’m not happy with this one at all.
Desecration’s not a strong enough word for what I just did to my childhood.
“First of all, you’ll need a carwash. So you’ll need to earn some money.”
I’m sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
(Am I the only one who always thought Smokey was fucking creepy looking?)
HOW DO I MOEBLOB?
I CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT. I wanted to make ultra moe Shota Mantis, but I fell a bit short of my goal.
While drawing this I realized that I am appropriately sized to cosplay Shota Mantis. Maybe someday…
See? This is why you don’t sass Ghetsis
Date: 04-01-13, Medium: Photoshop, Time: 4 Hours
Some Christmas guro I owed Gabe but was too injured to draw. I’m glad he was generous and waited for me to finish instead of breaking my kneecaps.
I need to learn better techniques for bullshitting backgrounds.
Is it in yet?
Seriously, that is a giant bird, dragon thing. Unless you’re planning to fist it, in which case you deserve everything that comes to you, you can do nothing that will get anything better than a bored glare.
So during my last collaboration with 5 we had a funny miscommunication and realized we would have to do another picture. I had to go over 5’s sketch which is why the lines are shakier than her normal work. Also, because Lawrence is also the name of my cat, who we also call a massive homo, talking while working on this was both very funny and extremely awkward.
I love the fact that we had a miscommunication about who was the rapist/rapee. I also still find every instance of a badguy raping a giant godmonster hilarious.
(I thought those were moe oversized sleeves at first, then I realized he was prolly wearing a straightjacket, which doesn’t seem that effective at restraining someone with psychic powers. Sorry it’s a super quick shitty doodle, I’ll prolly do a better one if we get better pics of him.)
Still not gomen.
Sweet Armstrong is the best MGS Sweet.
I have no idea how to emulate the Sweet Snake style. I hope I moeblobbed ok. Those fat babylegs are still creepy as fuck.
Oh fuck right as I was posting this Lobo said she wondered what Sweet Armstrong looked like in hulked out mode. Now I have to draw that.
A collaboration with the wonderful +5
Okay a while back I was looking for porn of this dude because if I figured someone else had to draw drawing Lugia getting back at him, with its genitals.
After finding no porn drawn of this guy I wanted to fill this void, and by that I mean 5 called rule34A on me. However both of us have wanted to be responsible for first porn of someone, man we are some sad sacks.
My inbox is going to get flooded with other porn people have drawn of this dude now that I said this isn’t it?
“Yeah, feel that? It’s gonna be inside you in a minute, so you better loosen up.”
When Gabe and I were planning this, I was under the impression Lawrence III would be the one raping Lugia. I was quite surprised when I got the sketch from Gabe. That’s probably the most pathetic misunderstanding I’ve ever had.
(Awww, see that? He called me wonderful ;u;)
In which Juan teaches Wallace how to get your student drunk and bone them
Date: 03-12-13, Medium: Photoshop, Time: 3 Hours
My drawing hand is slowly recovering, so I’m beginning to catch up on the shitton of art I owe people for birthdays/holidays/sexual favors.
Thank you so much everyone who told me to get well soon/threatened me with beatings if I continued to overwork myself.