I’d actually never heard of Pokemon Tabletop United until you asked me this. The PDF started giving me huge lag around the time I got to Features/Edges/ect, so this only covers the stuff before then. Let me know if you want my thoughts on all the stuff I didn’t cover and I’ll make a part 2 to this.

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tokenduelist:

sulkylass:

this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil

We kill the Zubatman.

I had to draw it. There’s something awfully fetching about this pokemon and I can’t put my finger on exactly what. 

I’ll probably draw more later. 

Sweetcheeks

Yes, it’s those three thugs who dressed up as the Powerpuff girls in Powerpuff Bluff. Commissioned by Zollith on FA, who seems like a pretty nice dude. I’ve never tried to mimic the PPG style before and it was kinda intimidating, but such a great concept. The excessive body hair was so fun to add. 

Awwww thank you, kind anons ;u; You’ve inspired me to create more Randall porn. And singledick this time, for that Anon who preferred it. 

Ambivalent as I may be about Monster University, I think “Randy” is fucking hilarious. That’s a pornstar name if I’ve ever heard one, and there’s no way you can convince me that Randall didn’t do porn in his college days when money was tight. He really should know better than to use his real name, though. 

I’m so sorry about that title. I’m ashamed of myself but I had to do it. Rainbow Randy was Kavukamari’s idea and it is beautiful. 

Crappy quick doodle of Randall jerkin it.

Holy shit is he hard to draw. Too many fucking legs and those little lizard toes. Super not happy with this but I needed to draw it and now I’ve got it out of my system.

I’m glad that Monsters University will bring a fresh crop of Randall porn. Even if it’s all going to be bizarrely-highschooler-looking-for-a-college-student!Randall.

“I’ll just send you the cleaning bill”

Yesterday Gabe hatched a shiny charmander. He gave it to me in exchange for this drawing. While drawing someone crying in a puddle of their own urine, I couldn’t help but be reminded of the last time Gabe visited me. 

I need more practice drawing puddles of pee, I’m not happy with this one at all.

Desecration’s not a strong enough word for what I just did to my childhood. 

“First of all, you’ll need a carwash. So you’ll need to earn some money.”
“But how?”

I’m sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. 

(Am I the only one who always thought Smokey was fucking creepy looking?)

I just delved into the dregs of the GI Joe movie FF.net archive (shut up don’t judge me). Of the 41 English M rated fics, 36 are Snake Eyes/Original Character. Only 5 are not. What is that…88% Snake Eyes/OC?

I’m glad I encouraged you to go see it and get some laughs. Pretty much anything GI Joe-related is bound to be full of hilarity. 

Hey remember that time I said I wasn’t gonna see this in theaters again? I just saw it again today. I’m so ashamed of myself. 

(I hate going to the movies. The theaters in the Far Realm are terrible. There’s never enough room so there’s always lots of awkward tentacle-brushing, and the seats and floors are always covered in mysterious liquid.)

I wasn’t gonna post this screencap but Kavu pointed out that it’s a perfect boobs n butt pose so I had to.

HOW DO I MOEBLOB?

I CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT. I wanted to make ultra moe Shota Mantis, but I fell a bit short of my goal. 

While drawing this I realized that I am appropriately sized to cosplay Shota Mantis. Maybe someday…

This morning I woke up a few minutes after falling asleep on the couch and went into my bedroom to check my bed, and didn’t find me in bed so i was freaking out like “OH NO WHERE DID I GO?”

See? This is why you don’t sass Ghetsis

Date: 04-01-13, Medium: Photoshop, Time: 4 Hours

Some Christmas guro I owed Gabe but was too injured to draw. I’m glad he was generous and waited for me to finish instead of breaking my kneecaps.

I need to learn better techniques for bullshitting backgrounds. 

Not nearly as awful as Rise of the Cobra (but that’s not saying much), but I’m definitely glad I had friends there for moral support to help me get through it. I will not be seeing it again until it comes out on DVD and my friends and I can mock it relentlessly. 

At least Cobra Commander looked good this time, but every time he’d talk I’d die a little inside. (Also am I the only one who feels like his outfit was cut to emphasize his crotch?)

I’ll leave you with the following thought: 

Imagine if the next film featured the Gamesmaster *villainous laughter* 

toonfilth:

Is it in yet?

Seriously, that is a giant bird, dragon thing. Unless you’re planning to fist it, in which case you deserve everything that comes to you, you can do nothing that will get anything better than a bored glare.

So during my last collaboration with 5 we had a funny miscommunication and realized we would have to do another picture. I had to go over 5’s sketch which is why the lines are shakier than her normal work. Also, because Lawrence is also the name of my cat, who we also call a massive homo, talking while working on this was both very funny and extremely awkward.

I love the fact that we had a miscommunication about who was the rapist/rapee. I also still find every instance of a badguy raping a giant godmonster hilarious.