Super Fun House of Sexual Depravity
Dude that background is totally a reverse-goatse.
Also does anyone know if this series is actually worth buying? I’ve heard it just kinda aims at shock value. But from what I’ve seen it does also have some grade-A villain insanity.

Dude that background is totally a reverse-goatse.

Also does anyone know if this series is actually worth buying? I’ve heard it just kinda aims at shock value. But from what I’ve seen it does also have some grade-A villain insanity.

Crack involving Hulk’s tight pants


A fill for the Avengers Kink Meme, cause I feel bad for posting prompts without filling an equal amount. The prompt was: “Agent Coulson? The Hulk has just stolen pants, we repeat, the Hulk has stolen pants!”

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I Want to Dye my Dress Red
Or “In Which 5 Publicly Admits to Reading Tokyo Akazukin”
Date: 05-14-12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: Too Fucking Long
This could probably use some more tweaking and more background detail, but I’m really sick of working on it. Tokyo Akazukin is probably not worth fancy fanart, and it’s too obscure for many people to care, but I felt strangely compelled to illustrate this scene.
I’ve been a fan of Benkyo Tamaoki’s art since that fateful day I walked into a bookstore at the tender age of 12 and pulled a copy of Blood the Last Vampire off the manga shelf. After overcoming my shock at finding (censored) porn in a chain bookstore, I stealthily flipped through the book, taking in the lovely artwork, fearful that someone would catch me looking at it. 
WARNING: If this picture makes you decide to check this series out, be sure to read up on it at TVT or Wikipedia first so that you know what you’re getting into.
Vivian is the most adorable genetically engineered four-armed assassin ever. 

I Want to Dye my Dress Red

Or “In Which 5 Publicly Admits to Reading Tokyo Akazukin”

Date: 05-14-12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: Too Fucking Long

This could probably use some more tweaking and more background detail, but I’m really sick of working on it. Tokyo Akazukin is probably not worth fancy fanart, and it’s too obscure for many people to care, but I felt strangely compelled to illustrate this scene.

I’ve been a fan of Benkyo Tamaoki’s art since that fateful day I walked into a bookstore at the tender age of 12 and pulled a copy of Blood the Last Vampire off the manga shelf. After overcoming my shock at finding (censored) porn in a chain bookstore, I stealthily flipped through the book, taking in the lovely artwork, fearful that someone would catch me looking at it. 

WARNING: If this picture makes you decide to check this series out, be sure to read up on it at TVT or Wikipedia first so that you know what you’re getting into.

Vivian is the most adorable genetically engineered four-armed assassin ever. 

Some friends persuaded me to try Omegle, but no one will talk to me. I’M SO ALONE.

Some friends persuaded me to try Omegle, but no one will talk to me. I’M SO ALONE.

How to Choke a Bitch, A Visual Guide
Date: 05-11-12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: 2 1/2 Hours
This was a quickie commission for a Blue Beetle/Jaime Reyes fan who wishes to remain nameless. I still don’t know this series too well so I hope I did it justice. 

How to Choke a Bitch, A Visual Guide

Date: 05-11-12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: 2 1/2 Hours

This was a quickie commission for a Blue Beetle/Jaime Reyes fan who wishes to remain nameless. I still don’t know this series too well so I hope I did it justice. 

AAAAAAAAH SO CUTE I DIDN’T EVEN LIKE CHIKORITA THAT MUCH NOW I WANT 500
From Pokemon Aventures Vol 10

AAAAAAAAH SO CUTE I DIDN’T EVEN LIKE CHIKORITA THAT MUCH NOW I WANT 500

From Pokemon Aventures Vol 10

Am I the only one who wants to see a fic of the Paz Date from Paz’s perspective?

It could just be that I’m a massive creeper. 

Is there a way to livestream without having a paid account?

I was hoping to be able to stream PC games but it seems that I can’t share live video without upgrading my account. Are there any alternatives besides Livestream?

Edit: Ok I figured out how to access the webcaster, thanks. But now I need to figure out how to share whats happening on my screen instead of camera input. How do I do this?

Edit Edit: Alright! Looks like I’ve got everything working and now I can livestream PC games/drawing/random bullshit.

askoldsnake:

ask-akiba:

askoldsnake:


Somebody needs to die.Somebody needs to die. Somebody needs to die.  

Want me to help? -w-

AKIBA IT WAS HORRIBLE
THERE WAS THIS AND ONE OF ME HOLDING OTACON DOWN WHILE-
AND THERE WAS MANTIS AND LIQUID
AND LIQUID AND BIG BOSS
AND BIG BOSS WAS SAYING I WAS BETTER AT IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHGHGHGGGGHHHH
SAFESEARCH WAS ON. SAFESEARCH WAS ON. 

The reactions to this are too priceless not to reblog. Let’s see…I don’t recall drawing explicit Snake/Otacon, but I can safely assume all Liquid/Mantis is mine, and I figure this is the Liquid/Big Boss he was talking about.
I often feel like a failure as a troll artist since my stuff doesn’t get nearly as much rage as I expect. It’s moments like these that warm the cockles of my shriveled, defective heart.

askoldsnake:

ask-akiba:

askoldsnake:

Somebody needs to die.
Somebody needs to die. 
Somebody needs to die.  

Want me to help? -w-

AKIBA IT WAS HORRIBLE

THERE WAS THIS AND ONE OF ME HOLDING OTACON DOWN WHILE-

AND THERE WAS MANTIS AND LIQUID

AND LIQUID AND BIG BOSS

AND BIG BOSS WAS SAYING I WAS BETTER AT IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHGHGHGGGGHHHH

SAFESEARCH WAS ON. SAFESEARCH WAS ON. 

The reactions to this are too priceless not to reblog. Let’s see…I don’t recall drawing explicit Snake/Otacon, but I can safely assume all Liquid/Mantis is mine, and I figure this is the Liquid/Big Boss he was talking about.

I often feel like a failure as a troll artist since my stuff doesn’t get nearly as much rage as I expect. It’s moments like these that warm the cockles of my shriveled, defective heart.

Magikarp Power Buddies
Date: 05-02-12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: 2 Hours
Doodled some of my friends’ pokemon. I wasn’t sure how paint a water scene during dusk/night without making everything impossible to see, but I think I was able to rise to the challenge. Lemme know how I did.

Magikarp Power Buddies

Date: 05-02-12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: 2 Hours

Doodled some of my friends’ pokemon. I wasn’t sure how paint a water scene during dusk/night without making everything impossible to see, but I think I was able to rise to the challenge. Lemme know how I did.

I like to think all Magikarp are aware of their horrible mockery of an existence and pray to Arceus that they might one day evolve

My headcanon is the reason Gyarados are so vicious and agressive is that they want revenge after all the humiliation and uselessness and fear of being eaten.

Deadpool-Chan’s Daily Life
Date: 04/26/12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: Too Fucking Long
Someone stop me.
If you aren’t familiar with the reference, I am morally obligated to tell you not to look it up. Even though I know telling someone not to look at something is the best way to get them to look at it.
I BET YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TO THE POKEMON SPAM NOW

Deadpool-Chan’s Daily Life

Date: 04/26/12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: Too Fucking Long

Someone stop me.

If you aren’t familiar with the reference, I am morally obligated to tell you not to look it up. Even though I know telling someone not to look at something is the best way to get them to look at it.

I BET YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TO THE POKEMON SPAM NOW

FIVE’S MINECRAFT ADVENTURES!!!
Yes, I finally succumbed to the siren call of Minecraft. Naturally I suck at it.
I couldn’t find any coal until the second day, so I spent the first night cowering in a pitch black hole, listening to the monsters prowling around right above me. 
No, this is not the art I promised, but it’s coming.

FIVE’S MINECRAFT ADVENTURES!!!

Yes, I finally succumbed to the siren call of Minecraft. Naturally I suck at it.

I couldn’t find any coal until the second day, so I spent the first night cowering in a pitch black hole, listening to the monsters prowling around right above me. 

No, this is not the art I promised, but it’s coming.

I, Teacher Ben Kiyoshi, know all the different smells of all the panties of all the girls in this school!
JAPAN! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
An anime called “Kekko Kamen” came with my copy of Puni Puni Poemy

I know absolutely nothing about this other than that it’s by Go Nagai and has a naked lady in a superhero mask on the cover. I am going to watch it now.